You think I’m kidding? I can reach the bendy straws but not the un-bendy ones. One of the big reasons I eschew (neener) straws in restaurants is because I cannot reach them while seated in a booth. Then I can ascertain if she struggles to reach the straw or not whilst seated in a booth across from me. I should invite her to go out to Denny’s with me for a root beer float. Then again, I’m sure she never sits in a booth. I wonder if certain body parts of hers crash onto table tops when she sits in a restaurant booth. I wonder if she has the same torso problem I do. Nobody would stand like that on purpose.Īngelina says, “Hey everybody! Look at my long naked leg!” And we do….and then discuss it all over the internet. So what was Angeline Jolie doing with her leg last night? Was that weird pose intentional? Methinks it was. They are usually surprised to see that I tower over them once we all stand up. It’s always a surprise when someone meets me while I am seated. Seriously! We have had to ask for a different booth or more than one occasion because I am too short-seated. Since booths tend to seat low anyway, I often have a problem with things banging onto the table top. When Mia and I sit across from each other, we are the same height. I am extremely short-waisted and I have a totally flat ass. Speaking of booths….Mia asked me why my boobs were hitting the table top. After rolling out of the booth like happy Romans, we both decided this was quite a place! It will do! I had eggs, potatoes, pita bread, veggie lasagana, and spanikopita. Big Sister Mia Farrow and I checked out the brunch offerings yesterday at the Greek restaurant.
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